[ this prick ]

                 ❛ i’d be careful if i were you ; one day, you WILL need me to reach something & i WILL NOT be available          LIKELY because, in that scenario, i would have LEFT you alone by your miserable self after being ASSAULTED with the kitchenware. ❜

            ‘ i don’t need you to fetch me things, you 
              glorified reach extender. i have a WAND,
              thank you very much! ‘