slytherrus:

image

                 ❛ should i fetch a stool so you can reach the cupboard or would you like for me to get it myself ? the former would be MUCH QUICKER, but it’s your choice                           I SUPPOSE. ❜

image
image
image

            ‘ … hand me the damn mug and wipe that smirk off your
                    FACE before i fetch a stool to THROW at you. ’